Mom and I not getting along!!PLEASE HELP?

Oh my gosh, you poor thing! Your 29 years old? I don't even know where to start. Maybe take a few days or even weeks off from your mom. You could tell her that you now are going to make a life for yourself. Just as she had the chance to do so bringing you into the world. If she doesn't get it, stop talking to her all together until she does. SHE WILL come back to you and understand... Girl, you need to get married and have kids! Have your mom get her *** on the computer/phone and get her own Oprah tickets. Your busy shopping for a y outfit for your boyfriend! Good luck to you!